No, it wasn’t any of these things. They actually voted to allow unlimited amounts of potatoes to be served in school lunch lines. That’s right, the United States Senate exercised its constitutional duty to ensure that every child attending an American public school can eat as many potatoes as they desire.
The Constitution gives them the power to do this right? Well anyway, they did it.
Maybe now that they have taken this bold and definitive action on behalf of the potato, they will be able to turn their attention to the 26 million American’s that are out of work.